Oversexed and Under-fucked
Warning: this blog has just entered into the category of Off-Limits To My Folks.
As I was saying... oversexed and under-fucked, over-stimulated, switched on, turned on, hot, [insert colloquial euphemism here]- that's me. Tonight I find myself grinding all over the house to Missy Elliot's sexy beats and charming lyrics, doing my damnedest to translucently, shamlessly flirt with a sleeping friend, and trying hard not to think about recent encounters filled with sexual tension (however much I fail).
Mmmmm....I wish I had done differently our last hours together. What I would give...
*Edited to appease the Hyper One. :)
As I was saying... oversexed and under-fucked, over-stimulated, switched on, turned on, hot, [insert colloquial euphemism here]- that's me. Tonight I find myself grinding all over the house to Missy Elliot's sexy beats and charming lyrics, doing my damnedest to translucently, shamlessly flirt with a sleeping friend, and trying hard not to think about recent encounters filled with sexual tension (however much I fail).
Mmmmm....I wish I had done differently our last hours together. What I would give...
*Edited to appease the Hyper One. :)
2 Comments:
At 24/8/04 11:55 , Ruth said...
These conversations cross-mediums keep me on my toes. "The second option"...? Took me FOR-HELL-AND-EVER to figure out your reference.
And then I blushed.
At 31/8/04 14:29 , Unknown said...
Euphemism. No 'a'.
Hey, it's my job ;)
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