Honesty Is Punishable By Unemployment

I just applied on-line for a job at my local Blockbuster. The bastards. They asked me if I had even been reprimanded at a job for attendance problems. I thought it over, knowing the truth, considered lying, and then chose honesty. Then they asked if I'd even been fired for attendance problems. Again, I thought it over, knowing the truth, considered lying, feared the consequences of lying (being found out), and then chose honesty again.

Guess who won't be gettin' Blockbuster employee discounts anytime soon?

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